February 2012
- Me: Mum is it Leap Year
- Mum: Yeah why?
- Me: ......brb.
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- Me: MARRY ME.
- Benedict Cumberbatch:
- Me:
- Benedict Cumberbatch:
- Me:
- Benedict Cumberbatch:
- Me:
- Benedict Cumberbatch:
- Me:
- Benedict Cumberbatch: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE
- Me:
- Me: is that a no
Did you see him? Morbidly obese, the undisguised halitosis of a single man living on his own, the right sleeve of an internet porn addict and the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition. Low self-esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy – and you think he’s an audacious criminal mastermind?!
Don’t worry – this is just stupid.
Transcript from Ariane DeVere
Well, at least he was still being nice to the poor man.
